SSJDre's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zelda Files:Hidden Files2]

Link doesn't get screwed

But in the end, he dies a virgin. How sad....*sheds tear*. Too bad for him, but funny for me, cause I got to watch the whole thing go down. You'd think that the Hero of Time would easily be able to get some booty. His only offering was a weird little old man. Sucks.

peltos responds:

glad you liked it :P

[Snowy's Christmas]

Snowy

He got his nose pulled, his eye scratched, and his privates violated. Finally thinking that he is in the, the kids bring home a T-Rex. I can only imagine the pain that Snowy must be in right now.

[Lord of the rings (SPOOF)]

Good Intro

Heck, if you did turn this into a series it would be funny. Some of the animation was off though, not enough to kill it, but it did take some point away. You did pretty good overall. I'd say make more, but get some people to do some voices, and come up with a story.

blueorange1 responds:

Thanks, If i have time i will turn it into a series, anyway cheers for the review ;)

[Left 4 Bed]

Horrible...

It's horrible in the best possible sense of the word. Man, I haven't quite that hard in a while, but man was that perfect. I don't know what is the problem with the person below me, maybe had a bad man on man experience, but it was a joke situation. If you can't look at the humor, then there is no point in berating and belittling someone. Great job on this however, maybe you should make a Left 4 Bed 2.

[The bird of death]

Lol

I saw it, and I laughed at the end. I think though, maybe you could have got some people to do some voices, like talking for the police officer, the weather man, and the old lady. Just brief little segments that would have helped.

Flashmaker2010 responds:

Yeah I should have put voices for the police man, the weather man and the old lady but my microphone was not available.

[Final fantasy 7 in 3 min.]

That pretty much sums it up.

I do remember a lot of explosions in the game, at an alarming rate, I think however you may be short a couple, but then again, my memory of that game is kind of fuzzy too, I haven't played it since I was13 or 14, after I beat it, so yeah, it's been about the same amount of time for both of us. Maybe they should remake it for PS3 and 360, so we can relive the experience in HD. LOL

[My RhG Demo]

I liked it....

Though it's really short. I feel like you could have done more with it, but from your comments, it's an improvement on something else. Maybe next time, add some music and a story. If you'd like, I could help you with the story, and I have plenty of musical offerings that you could use. Keep up the good work though.

[Throwing Knife]

Nice animation, but...

Couldn't there have been a bit more? I mean, you've got the animating skill, and looks good, but just a knife being thrown into someone's head isn't much. Maybe I'm just looking at this the wrong way, but it doesn't do much for me. I like the skill that you've shown, but that's as far as I can go with it. With your level of animation, you could have done far more. Then again, you said you were bored.

[NiN10Doh: ToThe64thPower]

Great Collab.

This is great. I think the funniest part was catching Sonic masturbating. It's just messed up that he was still in that position during Amy's part, and again during Shadow's. Well, that and the Star Fox Argument. That was funny as hell, especially Falco "FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU GUYS, FUCK EVERYTHING, I AM DONE!"

[...And Justice at school]

Audio problems ruined it.

The audio was horribly bad. The art work was okay, bad the audio was just.....there are no words I can give to describe how my ears felt like bleeding with the audio on here. Sounds couldn't clearly be determined. I'm not trying to be mean if I'm coming off that way, but I think you need to go back, and try again. Redo this and fix the audio problems. And from what it seems like, you need subtitles, if you're using a different language than what the general newgrounds population speaks. Please do it again, and very corrections, so I can give it a good score.

BickZic responds:

Thank's for your remarks